Beware of those summer time mater samwhiches....

[Stinky_Hooker]

Was making one last night and I lost. After cutting a few slices he kept slipping out of my hand and rolling across the counter. I got mad at the little feller and went for a kung fu jab.





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/bbingsuperman/2012-06-27_21-43-56_886.jpg


Stinky-0 Mr. Mater-1


http://i.imgur.com/klL2z.jpg

I finally got out of the ER about 2am and 7 stitches later. :beer:

[RidgeRunner]

Well, I say you need medication... Did you give the girls in the ER the Green Lantern Treatment ?? Sorry for your loss.

[tsubaki]

Dang Stink
I know accidents do happen.
But you seem pretty accomplished at making them happen.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Dang Stink
I know accidents do happen.
But you seem pretty accomplished at making them happen.


We all have our gifts. :head:

[phatdaddy]

ouch stink, it's gotta be the heat. i was hanging some rod racks in my work shed and bumped a speargun off of a rack. a 48" jbl magnum. the tip was off, but it landed on the inside of my ankle and went 3 inches into my foot. they didn't stich it, but i had to go back for 4 days in row so they could change out the packing.

at least you got a mater sandwich out of the deal. watch for infection, i got into some staff marsa last year through an ant bite.

[tsubaki]

Didn't think about it that way.
Mater samwhich with special sauce!

[Destroyer]

That's why they make food processors... Just sayin...

[lumberslinger178]

damn son!!!

[Kracker Jack]

Didn't think about it that way.
Mater samwhich with special sauce!

That special sauce comment turned my stomach!!!!! LOL!!!!

Nothing like a little salt and pepper and mayo and some fresh maters on some sandwitch bread!!!! when I was young I lived a whole summer off mater sandwitches!!!

Sorry about the stiches looks like that one hurt a little.

[charlie_the_tuna]

there's been alot of talk about "maters" here and i'm not quite sure what that is but they sure do look alot like our 'tomatoes'.
having said that, how in the crap did you stab the top of your arm slicing 'tomatoes'??

[Road King Cole]

Stitches?

Why?

Don't you have a soldering iron?

btw, it's all the wifes fault. It's her job to make you a sandwich.

rkc

[RidgeRunner]

there's been alot of talk about "maters" here and i'm not quite sure what that is but they sure do look alot like our 'tomatoes'.
having said that, how in the crap did you stab the top of your arm slicing 'tomatoes'??

Wasn't easy. It took like four tries. LOL.. :you:

[ssiredfish]

The ironic thing is Tomatoes contain the vitamins that help the scabing process and rebuilding of skin tissue:beer:

[Destroyer]

there's been alot of talk about "maters" here and i'm not quite sure what that is but they sure do look alot like our 'tomatoes'.
having said that, how in the crap did you stab the top of your arm slicing 'tomatoes'??

Actually, I was wondering the same thing. I would have expected a sliced thumb or finger...but not the top of the forearm... :head:

[Stinky_Hooker]

Like i said it rolled to my left side and in the heat of battle I misaimed. It was him or me at that point. I lost.

[Destroyer]

Like i said it rolled to my left side and in the heat of battle I misaimed. It was him or me at that point. I lost.


Un huh....sure that's what they all say... To my way of thinking, it happened something like this: ......

Stinky walks into kitchen and sees wife slicing tomatoes..
Wife tells Stinky not to touch them, they're for dinner that evening..
Stinky reaches out for one anyways.
Bam!!! :nut:
Wife calls for ambulance

[ssiredfish]

Un huh....sure that's what they all say... To my way of thinking, it happened something like this: ......

Stinky walks into kitchen and sees wife slicing tomatoes..
Wife tells Stinky not to touch them, they're for dinner that evening..
Stinky reaches out for one anyways.
Bam!!! :nut:
Wife calls for ambulance
:clap:

....or he was tryin to slice them up in the air........"hold ma beer an' watch this!!!"

[chumbucket]

Worst part of it all is those 'maters look somewhat anemic. Hardly worth the effort.

[Destroyer]

Worst part of it all is those 'maters look somewhat anemic. Hardly worth the effort.

I agree....The only really great tomatoes are grown in New Jersey. Other states have good tomatoes...Jersey has GREAT tomatoes. The other states don't get the polution we get from the western states.. All that acid makes a great tasting tomato.. don't ask me why. You eat a Jersey tomato fresh picked off the vine and you'll never be satisfied with anything else ever again.

[Stinky_Hooker]

I got some bigguns growing in my garden. I had a few small ones that the wife got somewhere...they have a good sweet taste to em. The garden ones are just getting ripe. I got a real late start planting this year.

[RWilson2526]

You're better off sticking to trying to lick an electric fly swatter!

[tsubaki]

I got some bigguns growing in my garden. I had a few small ones that the wife got somewhere...they have a good sweet taste to em. The garden ones are just getting ripe. I got a real late start planting this year.
Pick a few and (carefully) cut um up to fry them green!

[Stinky_Hooker]

Pick a few and (carefully) cut um up to fry them green!


Already did..my wife does dirty things to me for fried green maters. :sly:

[garagenc]

Here you go Stink;
Here's what a mater samb$th is suppose to look like.

Just sayin!!!!


https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/555875_390355014362115_1514143585_n.jpg
:love::you::sly:

[spareparts]

as far as I can see Lee, there's no pepper on that sandwich, it has to have some pepper on it to be a proper mater sandwich(perfect amount of mayo btw)

[phatdaddy]

this pretty much sums it up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-QzLIjL1u4

[Pipe_Dream]

this pretty much sums it up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-QzLIjL1u4

Treeemendous!