He makes me laugh

[willy]

So I had my daily medicinal two cocktails and I said let me grab my laptop and see what is happening.
I got an email from the esteemed Mr. Krinkle and I said oh let me see what Lee has to say.
This is his email, just struck me as so true and funny.

Watch Your Mailbox!




Just wanted to let you know --






today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.









It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ***, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard.






The directions were in Spanish.









Watch for yours soon.

[willy]

Keep it close, keep it cleaned and buy as much ammo as you can afford.
Because the riots in the streets are already planned by the demo/socialist party.
And that is not a joke.

[Destroyer]

If they get through what I have there's always cold steel. And that's no joke either. :bat: But yes, I completely agree with you that being prepared is much better than being dead. And God help us all, I also think it's a distinct possibility that it may come down to some kind of situation that may warrant immediate force.

(And if anyone needs it, I have a full box of .40 cal that the guy in the store mistakenly sold me when I was buying some .45 cal. It's available if you have a .40cal)

[jasoncooperpcola]

Same reply i gave that when i saw it on our local fishing forum;

I knew there would be chicken in there somewhere. :you: