Destroyer
11-28-2011, 03:06 PM
Chicken Farm
John was in the egg business. He had
several hundred young layers (hens), called
'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them. He
kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the
soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he
could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he
could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just
listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were
busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without
work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a
pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so
proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The
result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell
Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as
well. Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they
weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully in 2012, the bells are not always audible. :beer:
John was in the egg business. He had
several hundred young layers (hens), called
'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them. He
kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the
soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he
could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he
could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just
listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this
morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were
busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without
work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a
pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so
proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The
result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell
Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as
well. Clearly Obama was a politician. Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most
highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they
weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully in 2012, the bells are not always audible. :beer: