RWilson2526
05-19-2011, 11:22 AM
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the rapture! (pequannock)
Date: 2011-05-18, 7:41AM EDT
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The rapture is coming on Saturday, right? Well what about all of those possessions you've accumulated in the past? Surely you wouldn't want them to sit and gather dust as you ascend to meet your maker?
You're in luck!
I've spent the last 23 years sinning. Got a sin? Chances are I've done it! Come Saturday, May 21st, I'll be sitting down here on earth.
What does this mean for you? This means that I'll be here to protect all the things you own until October when the world goes ka-boom.
Will drive anywhere at anytime to pick up the things you'll be leaving behind, including:
a) Video game systems (no Wii, that ****s boring)
b) Piles of cash ($10's and $20's, I drive a small car and really don't have the space for all the singles, and especially not for the piles of pennies you old folks are gonna try to give me)
c) Any collection of porn (prefer blu-ray, I wanna see the details!) to continue the sinning, just in case this happens again, I don't want to be responsible for your possessions and then leave them un-attended because I didn't sin to the best of my abilites.
d) Titles to: Cars, Houses, Boats, Ride-on lawnmowers, the rights to your children (18+ please, I can't afford child support, unless you leave me a nice chunk of money (see bullet point B)
e) Pets: Dogs & Rabbits (mostly so I can eat the rabbits though)
Any object you want to let me have that isn't listed? E-mail me and we'll discuss it.
Happy Rapturing!
Location: pequannock
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the rapture! (pequannock)
Date: 2011-05-18, 7:41AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=the%20rapture%21 %20%28pequannock%29&body=%0A%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fnewjersey.craigslist.org%2 Fcom%2F2387894578.html%0A) [Errors when replying to ads? (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)]
The rapture is coming on Saturday, right? Well what about all of those possessions you've accumulated in the past? Surely you wouldn't want them to sit and gather dust as you ascend to meet your maker?
You're in luck!
I've spent the last 23 years sinning. Got a sin? Chances are I've done it! Come Saturday, May 21st, I'll be sitting down here on earth.
What does this mean for you? This means that I'll be here to protect all the things you own until October when the world goes ka-boom.
Will drive anywhere at anytime to pick up the things you'll be leaving behind, including:
a) Video game systems (no Wii, that ****s boring)
b) Piles of cash ($10's and $20's, I drive a small car and really don't have the space for all the singles, and especially not for the piles of pennies you old folks are gonna try to give me)
c) Any collection of porn (prefer blu-ray, I wanna see the details!) to continue the sinning, just in case this happens again, I don't want to be responsible for your possessions and then leave them un-attended because I didn't sin to the best of my abilites.
d) Titles to: Cars, Houses, Boats, Ride-on lawnmowers, the rights to your children (18+ please, I can't afford child support, unless you leave me a nice chunk of money (see bullet point B)
e) Pets: Dogs & Rabbits (mostly so I can eat the rabbits though)
Any object you want to let me have that isn't listed? E-mail me and we'll discuss it.
Happy Rapturing!
Location: pequannock
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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