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Stinky_Hooker
03-03-2011, 12:56 PM
Are more work! I miss the days of Mrs. Stink sweet baby making barefooted house cleaning days. Every since she graduated and started nursing she is getting mouthy and frustrating.
Anyone else have this problem?
I think Im gonna have to lay the pipe to her real good tonight!! :bat::nut:
on the other hand it IS nice being able to buy groceries. LOL
Blue_Runner
03-03-2011, 01:21 PM
Only thing worse than an educated woman is a woman that is not educated but thinks she is OR two educated women.
RWilson2526
03-03-2011, 02:08 PM
My brothers first wife was an attorney.....he always said after he got divorced if he ever gets married again its going to be to the dumbest woman he can find....I always threaten to share that story with his current wife!
RidgeRunner
03-03-2011, 04:00 PM
Ouch!! Nothing like brotherly love there RW
Mine is just smart enough. She is a college graduate, but she hasn't figured out her units of measure yet. She still thinks 6" is about as long as your thumb. Seriously...
willy
03-03-2011, 04:40 PM
Smart, Dumb, Asian, Swedish, Italian, short, tall, slender, full figured.
They all have something to offer, love em all.
What makes it all work is the man who tunes them up.
tsubaki
03-03-2011, 06:01 PM
Don't fight her, give her what she wants!
After a while she will spit it out like a sour Persimmon.
Pipe layin's a real good thing too!
Being boss ain't all it's cracked up to be, she just ain't had a good taste of it yet.
charlie_the_tuna
03-03-2011, 11:42 PM
son, aint you never heard the expression, "if mama aint happy, aint nobody happy"?
shut up and enjoy the extra income. my wife works part time and we're barely making ends meet. i'll take a nurses salary anyday, brother.
reelapeelin
03-04-2011, 08:05 AM
Just remember..."It's better to be HAPPY than RIGHT!":beer:
Blue_Runner
03-04-2011, 08:09 AM
Smart, Dumb, Asian, Swedish, Italian, short, tall, slender, full figured.
They all have something to offer, love em all.
What makes it all work is the man who tunes them up.
Once again, Willy is RIGHT.
:thre:
THEFERMANATOR
03-04-2011, 10:00 PM
Sounds like you need to wear the thong for her more often:you:.
Sorry, couldn't resist it.
parishht
03-05-2011, 01:16 PM
Just go with it Stink,
it is just a phase they all go through.
Wait till she hits menopause..............
drbabe
03-06-2011, 04:49 AM
Dontcha remember the definition of a successful man? His wife has three jobs. :zip:
Destroyer
03-06-2011, 03:45 PM
Just go with it Stink,
it is just a phase they all go through.
Wait till she hits menopause..............
X2... could not have said it better!!!! :clap::clap::clap::clap:
spareparts
03-06-2011, 08:49 PM
i got ya beat, when my wife went thru chemo, it pushed her into a premature menopause, she didn't got thru it completely, just enough to piss everyone off. After she completed chemo, she started getting back to her normal *****y self, but they put her on some medication that was a hormone supressor to prevent her from having cancer again, so here we go again, allmost all the way thru but rebounded back to her normal *****y self. Then she got complications from all the treatment, so she had a hysterectimy, that pushed her all the way thru menopause, so atleast she won't have to revisit that again. She still takes a hormone repressor, and once she gets her five year all clear, they start hormone treatment(here we go again). I went thru this three times with her, she still get hot flashes that I could melt the antartic with. Did i mention that I drink heavily?
Destroyer
03-07-2011, 02:10 AM
Did i mention that I drink heavily?
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
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