Dogs Vs Wives

[Road King Cole]

oldie but goodie, but its SO true:

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.






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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.






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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.






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4. A dog's parents never visit.






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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.






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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.






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7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..






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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.






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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"








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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.






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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.






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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.






13. Dogs like to ride the back of a pickup truck.






And last, but not least:






14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.



To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.Then, open it and see who's happy to see you.