Destroyer
01-27-2011, 11:01 AM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says: "Please come over and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks: "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
She replies: "According to the box, it's a tiger"
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has spread the puzzle over the kitchen table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First, no matter what we do we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." Then he takes her hand and says,"second, I want you to sit and relax and have a nice cup of tea, and then",.... he sighed................."Lets put all the Frosted Flakes back into the box".
Her boyfriend asks: "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
She replies: "According to the box, it's a tiger"
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has spread the puzzle over the kitchen table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First, no matter what we do we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." Then he takes her hand and says,"second, I want you to sit and relax and have a nice cup of tea, and then",.... he sighed................."Lets put all the Frosted Flakes back into the box".