The Cat in the Hat..... On aging

[Destroyer]

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God... what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad....can you tell?

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years
have come at last.
The golden years,
Can kiss my ***. :bat:

[RidgeRunner]

You are a poet, you just didn't know it.

[bradford]

You are a poet, you just didn't know it.

A rhyme every time.