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garagenc
08-23-2010, 05:10 PM
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

nipper
08-24-2010, 08:00 AM
Sure like that one GNC!

bradford
08-24-2010, 10:21 PM
Q- When you go fishing with Baptists, why do you always take more than one?

A- So they don't drink all your beer.