garagenc
06-28-2010, 01:15 PM
A husband and wife were sitting watching a psychology program about the phenomenon of "mixed emotions." The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey--that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.***8221;
She said, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest di*k."
She said, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest di*k."