CaptJ
03-13-2010, 07:08 PM
Let Me Tell You About MJ's Weekend .........
An older, white-haired man named MJ walked into a jiwelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
MJ told the jiweler he was looking for a special ring for his new
girlfriend.
The jiweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jiweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over..
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jiweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.
MJ seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jiweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
'by
check.
I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the
funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.
Monday morning, the jiweler phoned the old man.
'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said MJ, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
An older, white-haired man named MJ walked into a jiwelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
MJ told the jiweler he was looking for a special ring for his new
girlfriend.
The jiweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jiweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over..
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jiweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.
MJ seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jiweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
'by
check.
I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the
funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.
Monday morning, the jiweler phoned the old man.
'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said MJ, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'