reelapeelin
03-09-2010, 11:20 AM
The boys in the bar were drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The first said, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"
The second agreed that she sounded pretty stupid, but said his wife was more stupid. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he lamented, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
The third, a blond male, nodded sagely and agreed that these two women sounded like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thought his wife was dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckled. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Jamaica. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!":nut:
The first said, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"
The second agreed that she sounded pretty stupid, but said his wife was more stupid. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he lamented, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
The third, a blond male, nodded sagely and agreed that these two women sounded like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thought his wife was dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckled. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Jamaica. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!":nut: