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Blue_Runner
03-01-2010, 09:16 AM
http://charleston.craigslist.org/boa/1584492513.html


This boat is so lucky, every time we take it out we have a Max Adventures. This classic haul boat only draws about 9 inches, so you can get up in the shallow hidden areas. And, it can still take on a 6' wave! Here's a few of the Lucky Adventures this Boat has seen:

* Fish Caught - 653

* Sharks Defended - 43

* Wakeboard wave Jumps ***8211; 687

* Dive Offs - 143,000

* Kneeboard handle passes - 654

* Doughnut Sprays - 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick)

* Island SURFari's - 127

* Beer Cans Crushed - 24,256

* Ladies Aboard - 2,369

* Lost bikini tops ***8211; 234 (this is one of the best lucky boat benefits)

* Cell Phones Dropped - 2

* Cell Phones Recovered - 3 (drop 1, found two, yep, it's a lucky boat)


Basically if you buy this Boat you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome!

RWilson2526
03-01-2010, 10:22 AM
"Rad to the power of sick" - I like it.....

Road King Cole
03-01-2010, 10:52 AM
it all sounded amazing, until I read the line;

"Once I came back from an island odyssey on it and a girl got pregnant who just watched me idle by a dock with my extremeness to the Maxxxxxx!!! "

So I am thinking he may be just stretching the truth there.

:bsflag:


On the other hand, I think if he gets his 9 grand asking price then YES, that would be very lucky for him.

bradford
03-01-2010, 11:27 AM
My McKee is only half that SICK....

.... making it just plain RAD. :sun:

Blue_Runner
03-01-2010, 12:13 PM
Only caught 643 fish? What a wussie boat!