Jumper

[garagenc]

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.'

He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump.'

She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.'

He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any kids.'

She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.'

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb *** Yankee.'

[THEFERMANATOR]

A very appropriate joke for REL day.

[Road King Cole]

OK, so what is REL day?

(yes, I am a yankee, although I still would have understood what "fixin' to jump" meant)

[phatdaddy]

jan 19
Robert E Lee's birthday

I thought that was why everybody was off on monday?

[Road King Cole]

jan 19
Robert E Lee's birthday


You know you're a Yankee if:

You have to ask "what is REL day"....

thanks!

I thought that was why everybody was off on monday?

Good one!:clap:

[reelapeelin]

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, 'Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father.'

He replied, 'Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump.'

She said, 'Well, think of your wife and children.'

He replied, 'I'm not married and I don't have any kids.'

She said, 'Well, think of Robert E. Lee.'

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb *** Yankee.'


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