RWilson2526
01-05-2010, 10:13 AM
Garage's midget joke reminded me of this one....
Guy goes into the doctor because of a terrible stutter....
Do do doc, you you you have to hel hel help me...I've been stu stu stutering all my li li life and I cant ta ta take it any more.
So the doctor does a full examination...
"so so so what's the prog prog prog prognosis"
Well I feel that due to the fact you have an exceptionally large penis the extra weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. We can cut off 4" , still leaving you with more than enough by most standards....if you dont like it we can always surgically re attach afterwards.....
"le le le lets do it" says the stutterer.
2 weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up: "Hey Doc! It worked great! I dont stutter in the slightest bit anymore....I got to tell you though, I am not happy without that extra 4 inches....my girlfriends left me and I'm pretty sure I want it back"
The doctor turns to him and says "no no no fu fu fu cking way!"
Guy goes into the doctor because of a terrible stutter....
Do do doc, you you you have to hel hel help me...I've been stu stu stutering all my li li life and I cant ta ta take it any more.
So the doctor does a full examination...
"so so so what's the prog prog prog prognosis"
Well I feel that due to the fact you have an exceptionally large penis the extra weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords and causing you to stutter. We can cut off 4" , still leaving you with more than enough by most standards....if you dont like it we can always surgically re attach afterwards.....
"le le le lets do it" says the stutterer.
2 weeks later the guy comes in for a follow up: "Hey Doc! It worked great! I dont stutter in the slightest bit anymore....I got to tell you though, I am not happy without that extra 4 inches....my girlfriends left me and I'm pretty sure I want it back"
The doctor turns to him and says "no no no fu fu fu cking way!"