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RidgeRunner
12-17-2009, 12:10 PM
HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We
had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He
agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I
asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he
wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not
to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I
loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't
explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say,
'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I
had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with
me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He
continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with
silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded
to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell
asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life
is a disaster.



HIS DIARY:


Boat wouldn't start today, can't
figure it out, but at least I got laid.


:beer:

THEFERMANATOR
12-17-2009, 12:16 PM
:you:Aint that the truth.

Blue_Runner
12-17-2009, 01:13 PM
VERY true!! Nothing puts a damper on a man's day quite like boat or motor issues.

CaptJ
12-17-2009, 02:16 PM
:clap::beer:

tsubaki
12-17-2009, 03:42 PM
Love it!:clap:

garagenc
12-17-2009, 04:29 PM
Now I know what to use next time I am pissed with the wife

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
12-17-2009, 10:09 PM
So true it is.

Stinky_Hooker
12-18-2009, 08:21 AM
Always loved that one!

reelapeelin
12-18-2009, 02:04 PM
Night & day...

RABBITFISH
12-18-2009, 06:29 PM
O.M.G. You found my wifes diary!!!! Put it back!!!

:you:

randlemanboater
12-18-2009, 08:46 PM
Good one.