reelapeelin
08-18-2009, 01:25 PM
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father on his way home from work suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, 'How
much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
"We have: Work Out Barbie , Shopping Barbie , Beach Barbie,
Disco Barbie , Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, Skater Barbie
all priced at $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's
Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's Best Friend,
and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
One day a father on his way home from work suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, 'How
much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
"We have: Work Out Barbie , Shopping Barbie , Beach Barbie,
Disco Barbie , Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, Skater Barbie
all priced at $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's
Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's Best Friend,
and a key chain made with Ken's balls.