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reelapeelin
03-03-2009, 10:40 AM
" Don't laugh!" said patient Willy to the doctor

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Willy said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Willy replied :nut:
Blue_Runner
03-03-2009, 10:55 AM
Lol!!!
willy
03-03-2009, 12:01 PM
Oh Boy:clap:

We call it the southern boy curse up here in Jersey:nut:
Franco
03-03-2009, 05:58 PM
Dang Dawg! What did I do to ya? I'm a Southern Boy too!
reelapeelin
03-03-2009, 09:03 PM
Dang Dawg! What did I do to ya? I'm a Southern Boy too!


Well if yer not a right-wing fanatic who thinks W shoulda got 4 more years and prays to Rush-The-Whiny-Pot daily, then he's out to get ya...his strokin' material is Anne Colter in a business suit...:you:
spareparts
03-03-2009, 09:23 PM
maybe Ann Colter in a bikini:clap:
reelapeelin
03-04-2009, 08:32 AM
maybe Ann Colter in a bikini:clap:


If you got it, I'd like to see it...as long as it don't TALK!!...
spareparts
03-04-2009, 05:45 PM
she talks?
willy
03-05-2009, 10:24 AM
Dang Ozzie, I was just kidding about that curse thing, but it sounds like I may have it a raw nerve there.
Sorry I won't bring it up again, it does get up right? LOL:beer:


Just couldn't resist
reelapeelin
03-07-2009, 06:31 PM
Dang Ozzie, I was just kidding about that curse thing, but it sounds like I may have it a raw nerve there.
Sorry I won't bring it up again, it does get up right? LOL:beer:


Just couldn't resist


No raw nerves here pappy....just can't let ya run around unchallenged all the time...and yes...still stands up like a railroad spike...thanks for your concern...:hi:
willy
03-07-2009, 09:53 PM
Good for you man:clap:
Franco
03-08-2009, 09:38 AM
Now you know why he whistles "I been working' on the railroad" all the time!!!
reelapeelin
03-08-2009, 12:04 PM
Now you know why he whistles "I been working' on the railroad" all the time!!!


Try it sometime whilst yer in the act...if you can keep a straight face thru the 1st chorus, I'll buy ya a case next time I'm down...and I'll verify w/the missus...:beer: