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Mac_Attack
11-07-2008, 04:08 PM
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft Irish voice. "Makes your weiner look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


:beer:

lumberslinger178
11-08-2008, 10:49 AM
haha my I wish my wife had really small hands

macojoe
11-08-2008, 11:15 AM
My wife only uses her fingers, man them some big fingers!!

willy
11-08-2008, 05:27 PM
Ah, another Irish Curse proverb LOL